In school, during class most " aaltu jalaltu aii blaa ko taal tu" moment was when teacher suddenly used to start asking questions.
Everyone in the classroom be like **“Ya Allah aj bcha ly, kal sy pkka sath sath prhun ga/gi”.
So here are some Techniques we used for our safety .
being a speculator!!
As soon as teacher asked the question That one student started " tukky py tukka" because you couldn’t say you don’t know the answer. Just started Tukkas, observing teacher’s expressions and hoping the answer might be right .
Help me Durdana!!!
some of us being “Bhatki roohen” ( physically in class but mentally in dreams), looking at friend’s face and asking for help.
such friends seemed to be blessing…( confirmed jannati ).
Evading the question!!!
To avoid the question… we used to hide behind the students, looking everywhere and making sure not to have an eye contact with the teacher… ( mostly i used to do this ).
Using a sidetrack!!!
some of us used to be over confident. Instead of avoiding or hiding they be like " yes i know the answer" , "have you checked out our papers? (Smart one).
and while answering “apni philosophy jhar rhy hoty hn” .
haha my favorite category!..
Some students used to be like “ata hai mujh sb ata hai, bss teacher iska pehla lafzz bta den”
" Teacher end sy thora sa ata hai… this is called newton 1st law" .
First teacher should help us then we will help the teacher .
There were also those students who’s answer went wrong ( aftet so much Istamal-e-aqal) and they be like
The bell would finally rang aur students ki saans mn saans atii thi phewww…
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